Joke 1:
After Keith explodes in a caffeine fuelled anger fit, he is left passed out on the floor - surrounding him is empty cans of "Monster", "Kick" and "Devil". The Characters walk up and check to see if he's okay. When they're around him they come across the cans - Sonny picks up the "Kick" can: "Jesus, Keith is getting totally hooked on this! He needs to KICK this shit". Valory Picks up the "Monster" can: "Totally, he's turning into a complete MONSTER". Pier interveines saying how "if you like something you should "JUST DO IT" (Nike) - like smoking". Which is when he pulls a fag out and lights it. Sonny (wearing a nike t-shirt with the slogan) goes on to say Keith's brain is "TOASTED" (Lucky Strike Cigarettes - Pier is freaked out) and Valory says some other accidental relevant slogan of something in the room. The joke continues until they are literally communicating via slogans and getting ever more freaked out by the coincidence of the brand being in the room some way.
Joke 2: All of the students are in detention for misbehaving in English. During the detention the start dissing English and how pointless it seems via accidental famous Shakespeare phrases (in modern English). This is a dry ironic joke. Later on it comes back to that theme and they're using very long-winded English-lnguage terminology to have an argument and/or say why they don't like their English teacher ("Oh, I bloody hate the way he sarcastically uses youthful colloquial slang in all his interoggatives - he's so uncool."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH good one Hayden!"
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